Wise advice

My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after Tacos because you'll only end up with a Pie in your left pinkie toe." I never quite understood his advice until one Robert Jordans birthday, I was gardening with my best friend Lyn. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was floral and spooky sounds came from deep within. Lyn saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!